The Great Tri-County Bake Off & Pie Eat - Unisex Tank Top placentia Walking through the kitchen entrance

Walking through the kitchen entrance means you never wait in line like the rest of the schmucks on the sidewalk

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The Great Tri-County Bake Off & Pie Eat - Unisex Tank Top placentia Walking through the kitchen entranceLardass Hogan entered that contest with no exit strategy except biological warfare, and the entire grandstand paid the price in blueberry. Nobody wins a barf o rama, but everybody remembers one. Inspired by Stand by Me. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "THE GREAT TRI COUNTY" above large cream block capitals reading "BAKE OFF & PIE EAT." A blueberry pie illustration with golden crust and purple filling sits in a spilled blueberry