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America Land of The Free - Unisex Hoodie Size:S after nearly a decade ofEagles clutching arrows and olive branches is the visual equivalent of a firm handshake that lasts two seconds too long. Patriotic fonts that can't decide if they witnessed the Revolution or the Bicentennial honestly track for a country still workshopping its identity. The Details: Bold red groovy block text reads "AMERICA" above a distressed blue heraldic bald eagle with spread wings, perched on olive branches and arrows, flanked by red serif