Professional Crop Duster - Long Sleeve T-Shirt football Golden-yellow script reads "Pirates" with

Golden-yellow script reads "Pirates" with a swooping tail underline

and a wide grin

and anyone who knows they’re gonna make it after all

Framing a guy for a massacre he tried to stop and then putting a tip line on the wanted poster is peak government efficiency

Professional Crop Duster - Long Sleeve T-Shirt football Golden-yellow script reads "Pirates" withCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.