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Witches be Sippin' - Unisex T-Shirt oak lawn Roller rinks in small-town OhioPin up witches flying sidesaddle in heels with a glass of wine are just day drinkers who figured out that a hat and a broomstick count as plausible deniability. The phrase is technically PG, but your brain already did the felony. The Details: Orange arched retro text reads "WITCHES BE" above larger bold orange text reading "SIPPIN'." Below, a vintage pin up style witch in heels rides sidesaddle on a broomstick while holding a wine glass, rendered in