Professional Crop Duster - Unisex Sweatshirt outdoors " White cursive script along

" White cursive script along the bottom reads "We Sell Spatulas

with small seagulls in the background

Closing deals for Mitch and Murray means selling worthless dirt to retirees while a whiteboard decides if you eat this month

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Professional Crop Duster - Unisex Sweatshirt outdoors " White cursive script alongCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.