Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon A teal-toned CRT television displays

A teal-toned CRT television displays a screaming vampire face beside a stack of VHS tapes

and the potato salad line just got uncomfortable

but that one arrived with a pedigree

carrying a tray and bucket of fried chicken against a yellow splatter shape

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon A teal-toned CRT television displaysMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork