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Calling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery

Dying in a sanitarium bed and still workshopping material is the most Doc Holliday thing imaginable

White distressed illustration of a rocks glass with ice cubes and an angled straw sits centered above the text

Established in the mid-20th century

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