Boom Roasted - Women's T-Shirt pw1 followed by smaller golden-tan script

followed by smaller golden-tan script reading "Pacific Northwest League

Cutting pizza with scissors is the first sign you're dealing with a cop who considers due process a mild suggestion

and atomic starbursts

Distressed white block text in a collegiate varsity style reads "NOT A COP" across the chest

Boom Roasted - Women's T-Shirt pw1 followed by smaller golden-tan scriptPutting a turkey between "boom" and "roasted" is the kind of aggressive literalism that belongs on a motivational poster in a break room nobody uses. Thanksgiving finally has a catchphrase with more confidence than the person carving. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BOOM" in a curved arrangement above a cartoon style golden brown roasted turkey on a white serving platter, with a drumstick bone visible. Curved distressed white block