Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex Hoodie women White uppercase text arcs around

White uppercase text arcs around the top reading "I SURVIVED JUDGMENT DAY" with "8-29-97" centered at the bottom

In a timber town built on sawmills and hard work

rendered in navy blue ink

A tiny mill village with barely a thousand souls

Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex Hoodie women White uppercase text arcs aroundReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with